Following on from the water themed Zombie in the Water (http://bit.ly/zombiescantswim) I wanted to look a little more specifically at Zombie in the Pool which causes a couple of different issues to the blog listed above.
Pools are generally much shallower than rivers or the sea and thus zombies can wade in them. Zombies are generally slow moving and clumsy BUT the zombie's stance (arms raised) may actually help them to balance in the same way that orang-utans are skilled at wading. You may find you are more hindered than they are.
But in a swimming pool there are rules. No petting, no running and no eating brains.
Here's how to make sure that your bloodthirsty assailant doesn't break rule number 3.
Higher function destroying blood infection:
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Methods of destroying a brain in the pool are limited as everything is designed to stop children falling and fracturing their skulls... with one exception.
The Diving Board
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Risen from the dead:
With this zombie the same method will work and you don't need to worry about infection! Quids in!
Fast moving / rage infected zombie:
Pool cover.
No pool cover?
Ah, what you need is a number of floats tied together on a rope (most pools have these to cordon off a slow swimmer and fast swimmer lane) so you can float them around the zombie in a circle and then pull the rope between the pool steps until the head is separated from the body or until the zombie is immobilised by being tied between the two solid points by its neck.
And finally...
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Ah, what you need is a number of floats tied together on a rope (most pools have these to cordon off a slow swimmer and fast swimmer lane) so you can float them around the zombie in a circle and then pull the rope between the pool steps until the head is separated from the body or until the zombie is immobilised by being tied between the two solid points by its neck.
And finally...
Thanks for reading as ever, please click an ad or two to show some appreciation if you think I deserve it. Earned 46p last month so you are clearly earning your keep!
Don't go changing, or I might have to hit you with a shovel
Al